eXaMs.. zzZZz..

a perfect student is not the one who read books before exam,
but
writes a new book in the exam! with innovative ideas n outstanding theories.

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arz kiya hai- 
wo mud ke hame dekh rahe the or hum unhe


wo mud k hame dekh rahe the or hum unhe

kyoki xam me na unhe ku6 ata tha na hame.

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once rajnikant appeard for b.e.(b.tech.) xam n guess wat..

..
he failed!!
.b.e. hai mazak hai kya..bade bado ki fat jati hai...

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its such a funny situation. we hv no idea wt 2 write in d xam paper n d supervisor cums up n says''plz cover ur answer sheet'';-):-)

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xam me copy kar k pas hue jaise-taise

xam me copy kar k pas hue jaise-taise 

acp-daya pata lagao akhir munni badnam hui to hui kaise?

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in xam hall a gal 2 santa
"muze sirf is ans ki starting bata na..baki sab me likh lungi''
.
.
santa ne dhirese bataya..












"the"

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kash koi xam result ka insurance kara deta
toh har xam k pehele premium bharva dete

pass hote to thik hai

warna insurance claim karva lete

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saccha dost vo hota h jo
xam me apke pas wali window k samne aake bole
abey kitna likhega jaldi chal teri wali ja rhi hai..!!

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words by bill gates: see the clock only whn u hav no work.dont see the clock whn u r working. clock is a lock 4 succes.
best luck 4 xam guys

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2 trees katne pr
15 papr bante h
wich v use in 1 xam.
join us 2 save trees 
say no to xams fwrd it 2 al gud studnts
xam hatao!
trees bachao!

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height of honesty:
,
_

sitting in an exam hall,
_
opening a chit,
_
  memorizing it,
_
then writing without
looking to it !
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all students
attitude towards exams:

"today is my exam,
but
i don't care.
bcos,
a single sheet of paper cant decide my future
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2 thoughts decide the progress in life :
The way U manage when U have nothing in hand
&
The way U interact when U have everything in hand.
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in examination hall
how do boys manage the time?

1)counting how many windows
& doors.
2)seeing the brand name of the pen..

boyz rokz.
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Engineering facts: A thin film of air only 0.025mm thick may resist as much heat transfer as a wall of copper 400mm thick!!
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hundred words don''''t give pain
.
but,
a true frnd''''s silence
hurts a lot
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
especially in d examination hall!
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brain is d most outstanding objct in d nature..
it functions 24hrs,365days frm d time v r born &

stop only wen


v entr d examination hall
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