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  • at0474
    12-19 04:59 PM
    Amigos,

    Ironically, legal documentation process seems complicated to cross the fence to the other side.;)





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  • arunmohan
    02-04 05:03 PM
    Hello All:

    Please let us meet in the weekdays for lunch. Please decide day and time. I will be there.





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  • nogc_noproblem
    08-06 12:52 PM
    CONGRATS!!!

    Received an email from CRIS stating that Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident. Those who are tracking approval, check out IV profile/tracker.





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  • Bhaskar_80
    06-17 04:25 PM
    Mr.gnutin or any other expert,

    Can you please confirm whether I have to stick with the company for 180 days after the 140 approval, if i am planning to change the job to port the Priority date?


    Thanks



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  • logiclife
    10-26 04:35 PM
    For people familiar with how databases work:

    You have to realize that each page load means a query has to run to a table of 14,000 records (for 14,000 threads) in MySQL database on our limited capacity server and since you have to sort the rows on basis of most recent updates, you have to get all 14,000 rows of result set and then let database sort them in descending order.

    The reason for messed up sort order is that the "recent forums posts" has been pointed to a separete table that has recent threads and that seperate table is populated every 1 or 2 minutes from entire table of threads. That's sometimes you update a thread and it takes a while for it to become most recent thread.

    For some reason, and we dont know yet, our site has been over loaded. This used to happen during July bulletin and we did the same work around by pointing "recent forum posts" to a smaller table populated thru a stored procedure running every few minutes. Also, during the July bulletin, we upgraded the server processing capacity and doubled the memory. It may be time to upgrade again, or maybe its time for some tune-up with regards to creating an index on the table for threads.

    For people not familiar with Databases:

    The messed up sort order on "recent forum posts" is by intention an its a work around to avoid site crashes that we have been having due to reasons we dont know yet.





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  • perm
    04-05 03:29 PM
    paragpujara,
    I was in THE SAME situation like you last month.Current desi company sponsered PERM (not subsitute) in OCT'05 and I have a 140 approved. The clients offered employment with 1 year waiting to start GC and then to port PD. I gave it a thought and then decided on not joining the client full-time. Anything can go wrong or the immigration process can change in this 1 year of waiting time. If you bad luck is bad (can't stop laughing on tying this line) your porting of PD fails. your bad luck turn GOOD and Some bill passes which will allow you to file for EAD within this 1 year of waiting. I did not take the risk here.


    Hi GC gurus,

    I am in dilemma and seek your help desperately.
    Currently i work for a consulting company A (around 500 employees). He provided me with a pre-approved labor(EB2 category, pd 02/05) and recently got my 140 approved. The client(say company B) i am working for has offered me a full time position and i am willing to take it up. But according to the company's (B) policy the GC process can be started after one year of joining.

    I talked to my company (i.e company A) about my decision to join company B. He provided the following explaination :
    1. EB2 to EB2 porting is not possible: According to him EB3 to EB2 porting seems possible but he wasnt sure about EB2 to EB2. He needs to look into the matter. Can you please provide some more information on this...

    2. Query on Ability to Pay: He said that when company files 140 for current employee who are on company payroll right now, he might get REF regarding ability to pay. At that time he has to cancel my 140 as well as number of approved 140 that are unaccounted for (i.e employee left or he didnt cancel), to prove company's ability to pay for current employees. So his argument was that it will be difficult for him to retain my 140 for next 1 year. But i believe GC is for future employment and he has to pay me the salary as per the LC. The company seems to be making good amount of profit. So i feel he is trying to hold me back by providing excuses. Or is this a valid reason ?

    Please provide me your input asap as i have to decide very soon.



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  • meridiani.planum
    09-21 02:15 PM
    sri1309..Thanks for your reply but can we get homes for 300 to 400 k there. How about bay area

    proper bay area in any decent neighbourhood is going to run anywhere from 600K-2million. For 400k I think the only places in south bay would be either parts of south san jose or Milpitas. Neighborhood is not going to bevery nice.
    Another option (depending on where you are working) could be part-way up the bay, say union city, or San Ramon.

    Check ziprealty.com





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  • eb3_nepa
    11-06 09:25 AM
    Any more inputs anyone?



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  • DesBhakt
    03-09 06:03 PM
    :D Fun post psaxena
    Nice dream but come to reality, dont even dream of GC till year 2019...... (if it goes in current pace).

    Since OP is talking about GC at retirement his dream is about the year 2019 or beyond.





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  • rolrblade
    07-27 10:35 AM
    Guys�

    Urgent advise is required.

    My PERM was approved in April-07 and now I have just filed the concurrent 140/485. Now the company is transferring me to a new location (State) early next month with a possible change in the salary than what�s mentioned on my PERM. Can anyone please advise if there will be some impact on my 140/485 applications if:

    a) I moved to a different state and, (My work location on PERM is California) - Yates memo says you are fine.
    b) If I will be getting less salary than what�s mentioned on my PERM - The question is what is the deviation? Also remember that you are transferring within the same company and I assume your JOB FUNCTION remains similar. In that case you are not even using AC21. You dont need to worry unless the salary is too drastically lower AND falls below the PERM minimum wage requirement.

    Thanks much,

    Your answers above and PM me if you need more clarification



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  • harikris
    12-05 10:19 AM
    Hi,

    Thanks for your response.
    AFAIK, there is no tatkal or emergency type of service for PIO card - atleast not at Washington DC which is our jurisdiction.

    My company surprised all it's employees with a 2 week of paid X-Mas holidays. Hence the need for PIO card asap. Hence the reasoning for going and applying in person. So, do i absolutely need to take the kid? I don't see any reason why i should. But better to check with ppl that have first hand experience in submitting the application in person at the Embassy counter.

    Thanks for the idea on the thumb impressions. That helps.





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  • GCNaseeb
    08-08 04:25 PM
    Even if you are not working on a project, you are technically working for a H1-B sponsorer. Once you could file your AOS, you are legal with a status of "AOS pending". During 180 days period, you don't have to work and just sit at home. Its very unlikely that your already filed AOS application will get adjudicated within 180 days. Once after 180days of filing, you invoke AC21 and start working on again with any employer.

    You are correct. There shuld be a job offer from sponsoring company at the time of applying for AOS. I guess the question is what if the person is not working at all ( No pay stubs from any company ). In this case the candidate will be out of status? There might be cases where people might come on bench or not having a project etc...



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  • willgetgc2005
    07-31 05:39 PM
    gg_ny/others,


    1) My h1 and my wife's h4 are pending extensiosn with CSC. Will her H4 extension adjuducation be affected by her converting to EAD ?


    2) gg-ny, can you eloborate on this please?

    (have to file new I9 and specify how you could work) . Do you mean she has to file for a new I-94 ? How to go abaout doing it.


    Thanks for your responses.



    Sendil





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  • greencardvow
    07-20 08:22 PM
    Does anyone know what happens when the original hard copy of PERM is lost. Can one file 140 with just the copy that you can get online from DOL site



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  • rinkurazdan
    05-31 11:17 AM
    Keep the cash rolling...for that will only save us from the gross injustice.





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  • ufo2002
    09-05 06:12 PM
    Dems getting the house and improve our situation? Doubt it.
    Does anyone remember what Ted Kennedy said about us legal migrants?
    He said we don't have the same issues with the illegals regarding coming into
    this country.
    And what about Diane Feinstein? She's pro-agriculture and anti-IT.

    Remember: Republicans are a party with bad ideas, Dems are a party with no ideas.
    Reps: "We got a really bad idea!"
    Dems: "We can make it sh*ttier!"



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  • psaxena
    04-13 06:28 PM
    No South Africa and no Australian cousin's neighbor.

    Once happened to be my friend with the same PD as mine, got his GC just January.
    well he changed the day he got his GC and started ignoring me.. well I don't care as well, they hardly even exists for us...

    But this is right some got their GC out of the way just like that. and this is first hand information. No cousins and no neighbors...




    One of my friends neighbours Aunt who lives in Australia has a cousin in South Africa
    This cousin's sister's uncles' kids' friend got his GC last month, his PD was 2007. He was in EB3.

    I have heard quite a few cases like that,

    like other day I was at Safeway and the counter lady told me that her friend's cousin's son just got the whole process completed in 2 months and that too in EB3.

    I can only say it is just unbelivable that these things still happen in this world. USCIS is just full of bums, we should definitely do some campaign about it.

    But then ignorance is bliss :D





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  • Berkeleybee
    03-01 01:22 PM
    All you have to do is scroll down the home page.

    Let me know if you still have difficulties.





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  • bkarnik
    05-24 05:01 PM
    You're right on logiclife .... our first concern is whether frist and reid start fighting again. one baby step at a time.....

    One good thing I have noticed....I donot know why but Tancredo is not screaming as much from the rooftops right now. I guess he may have realized that the house just overdid things a bit and tipped the balance.

    Call me paranoid...but I am wondering the exact same thing that how come Tancredo, et.al. are not making any noises...if you remember last time these congressmen were making a lot of noise and the bill went nowhere, now in hindsight, I think internally they knew that the bill will not pass the senate at that time and were making the most of it. Similarly, the silence is ominous because it means they probably have some surprises lined up at the conference. BTW, do we know who will be on the conference from both the Senate as well as the house? Also, are the conference proceedings publicised?





    Better_Days
    12-21 01:45 AM
    I just read at TOI that Dr Manmohan Singh's daughter Amrit Singh is a staff attorney at ACLU.

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/PMs_daughter_puts_White_House_in_the_dock/articleshow/2639327.cms

    Can she be of any help to IV's Agenda. Has IV core considered contacting her.

    As a card carrying member of ACLU, all I can say is that I am proud to have the lady at ACLU :)





    satishku_2000
    01-07 07:05 PM
    Employers can withdraw the 140 , It could result in NOID for 485 . Please be prepared to respond to NOID.

    By law you may be in safe area but please be prepared with all the required documents to respond a potential NOID.



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